[A large group of Aperture turrets has appeared in Hawking, arranged in a semicircle around the entrance to one of the teleporters. One of them is remarkably large.]

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you wanted someone to "justify the humanity of robots"?

[Having a computer brain is useful sometimes. Like when you want to convert your memories into video output.

First, a group of Aperture turrets. They're playing music. (The lead singer isn't with them, or roboChell would have been wondering why her name was in the song ( Read more... )

[You know shit's getting real when one of the Chells makes a voice post. (To be fair, it's hard to type while maneuvering for your life in microgravity.)

There's a fair amount of noise in the background: things banging around, the rush of escaping air, the thump of long-fall boots kicking off of things. A portal being fired- shwop. And Chellbot? ( Read more... )

requesting information on Sacrosanct teleportation system

how does it work
known malfunctions
cases of sending user off-station

thank you for helping us help you help us all

[Private to GLaDOS]

are you still there?

[The camera is pointing towards the sky/ceiling of Zone 02. You can hear Chellbot humming quietly. It's a tune she heard the turrets playing once; she doesn't know the words, which is probably for the best.]

i understand noww

this is a test

objective: suravivl despite hazardious variable

i'm good at at testing :)

caution
the black rocks designatioN:camille described are in the station
found in zone r-02 hwaknig

[Chellbot turns on the camera. Her face is completely expressionless, but the backlight in her right eye keeps flickering on and off.

She swings the camera around to focus on a swath of dead garden, studded with black pebbles.]

[private text to ( Read more... )

[Today was going to be the day. After a couple weeks of sticking to Hawking (the science museum was actually a bit of a letdown,) Chellbot meant to check out a garden zone- until the teleporters started acting up. Rather than risk being stuck in the wilderness as a bitty human, she settled for some more urban exploration ( Read more... )

[Hey, didn't this lady just post to the network ( Read more... )